Monday, March 10, 2008

Explaining Bolivia, in Just Six Words

As long-time Blog readers know, we have offered the comments section of the Blog, from the beginning, as a completely uncensored forum where people are free to post whatever they want, and to do so with anonymity. This forum has often offered genuine insight into Bolivia and other topics we write about, much of it coming from people who disagree vehemently with The Democracy Center's posts.

At other times, including recently, the comments section has degenerated into a space of juvenile name calling, among people of varied perspectives who seem to confuse insult and opinion. That is unfortunate, because the comments section could actually be a place of genuine and valuable debate. Again, it is often the people who disagree with our posts that have the most valuable things to say. In fact, earlier this year we invited one of our harshest critics to read and review a chapter from our forthcoming book, and we benefited a good deal from his suggestions.

So, with this post we challenge our commenters to enter into a little experiment, to put their cleverness to work analyzing Bolivia in a slightly different form: Explain Bolivia, in Just Six Words.

The idea is not mine, but one borrowed directly from a terrific book I heard reviewed recently on NPR: "Not Quite What I Was Planning – Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous & Obscure." The book features 1,000 six-word-memoirs, in which writers offer up minimalist summaries of their lives, such as:

Not quite what I was planning

20's women, 30's career, 40's sleep

Happily married, until the paternity test


And so, I would like to challenge our ever-so-clever comment posters to try their hand at using this same minimalist technique to – Explain Bolivia, in just six words. Some examples might include:

A people rose – then screwed up.

Oligarchs abounded, Evo ascended, dialogue ended

Autonomy they sought, SUVs they bought

The Embassy provides, Ammo, AID, spies


And so fourth.

A few ground rules for this post. First, only six-word comments will be permitted this time around, none longer and none shorter. Second, for this post only, we will moderate comments and will delete without even reading them, any that are not precisely six words. You are free to insert commas and other punctuation as you wish. Third, if you wish to submit more than one six-word observation about Bolivia, you can do so in a single comment, but please write them on separate lines.

Other than that, have at it. And hopefully with this brief pause in our normal flow of comments, all might consider adding a little measure of civility in what they otherwise post as well.

And maybe people will even put their real names on this one.

66 Comments:

Blogger Boli-Nica said...

always at cliffs edge always fascinating

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jugamos como nunca, perdimos como siempre

3:24 PM  
Blogger Stephen M. Smith said...

Too much Hobbes, not enough Locke.

3:26 PM  
Blogger Stephen M. Smith said...

The direct result of direct democracy.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Joel said...

indiginas, mineros, burguesas, piqueteros, enemigos, companeras

3:48 PM  
Blogger Teo Ballvé said...

Bolivia: Getting screwed for 500 years.

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Victor Paz Estenssoro said...

'Pasa todo...y no pasa nada.'

4:15 PM  
Blogger Stephen M. Smith said...

Good food, good people, bad government.

When Evo speaks, Chavez's lips move.

Maybe communism will work this time.

"Mostly Unfree" according to Heritage Foundation.

Still complaining about losing to Chile.

At least it's not Cuba. Yet.

4:28 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

Politicians blather, disaster threatens, let's eat!

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mercado o Politica: No hay cambio.

5:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

media luna racist say valuable things?

6:08 PM  
Blogger sancho said...

people's hearts spoke, and Marxism answered.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Powerful Equals White, Exploited Equals "Indian"

500 Years of Abuse May End

The World is Still Upside Down

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, it is inhabited by Bolivians.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again at the cliff's edge.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All for one, none for all!

10:48 PM  
Blogger chasqui said...

Podemos mas, pero
PODEMOS y MAS

Bolivia: Morir antes que escalvos vivir

Ama sua
Ama llula
Ama K'ella

Victor Paz said: "pasa todo, y no ocurre nada"....or it might have the other way around

11:05 PM  
Anonymous Buffy said...

I got lucky, married a Cochabambina

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got lucky, married an intelligent Boliviana

11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Casero, rebajame pues... y la yapa?

3:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Evo Morales has the weirdest haircut.

The Croats are Evo Morales' Jews.

The Beni's floods are Morales' Katrina.

Which monolito is Choquehuanca's date tonight?

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great move - the Right cannot write

9:24 AM  
Blogger The Democracy Center said...

Ahora es Cuando! Cuando es Ahora?

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

¿Guerra del gas? Ganó La Paz

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MAS thinks of itself as Revolution?

1:51 PM  
Blogger llamita blanca said...

Coca no es droga, pinché gringo!


We eat chairo, dance all night.


People build movements on the streets.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous kausachun coca said...

"Bolivia! You won't understand in English (-:"

"Goldberg is Bolivia's, well, umm, Goldberg."

"Si quieres celeste, que te cueste"

3:06 PM  
Blogger Papi Chulo said...

Work Bolivian gas, leave for Morales

3:29 PM  
Blogger Norman said...

¿Si no es droga, porque masticarla?

This thread could reach 100 posts!!

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EVO and MAS, Crap - Democracy GOOD.

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

500 Years of Apartheid and counting
Country of Indians exploited by cholos
Civics, Croat excuse to destroy Bolivia
Beautiful baby, even with white skin
Viceroy Goldberg corrupting a real democracy

La mamadera continua porque tanta tolerancia?
Hijitos de papa herederos del desfalco
A chupar es viernes de soltero
A llorar se acabo el sueldo

6:41 PM  
Blogger PO said...

Only six words to describe Bolivia???

7:34 PM  
Anonymous kausachun gringos said...

btw, is this an experiment in moderation?

autonomy+unity(Goldberg this ain't Kosovo)

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Llegamos al borde pero siempre volvemos

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No estaba muerta
andaba en parranda

10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Left? Ignorant! Right? Racists! Center? MIA....

Siempre es culpa de los gringos.

En el chapare, coca es cocaina.

Soluciones realistas? Prefiero mi discurso politico.

Democracy: gave citizens what they deserved.

Needed Bolivian Kennedy - Got Bolivian Chavez.

Peaceful breakup - best solution for all.

They still think socialism works? Seriously?

Indians fought 500 years for this?

Nobody believes in Bolivia. Especially Bolivians.

Warts and all, I preferred Goni.

Sure glad Carlos Mesa solved everything!

Suggestion Jim: Let's vote - best 6!

11:34 PM  
Blogger Frank_IBC said...

DC - Keeping Cochabamba's water supply crappy

12:51 AM  
Blogger Frank_IBC said...

501 years ago, Inca enslaved indigenous

12:54 AM  
Blogger Frank_IBC said...

I nominate Po for the prize.

Hey, that adds to six words!

And that last one does too!

Uh-oh, I don't think I can stop...

12:57 AM  
Blogger Norman said...

Bolivia, with thousands of laws unenforced.

Standard answer; let’s make more laws!

Evo says: need a new constitution.

Article 1: We are all created equal.

Article 2: Indigenous are more equal.

San Julian: 60,000 residents – 6 cops.

Community Justice is better than law.

The law’s too slow; lynch him!

This is fun Jim; Limericks next?


There once was an Ororun Aymara,
Who said “I’ll be President tomorrow!”
First he caused Goni to flee,
Then helped Carlos Mesa to see,
An Aymaran tomorrow could cause sorrow.

8:00 AM  
Blogger Frank_IBC said...

Coca without cocaine? No-one use it.

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok Jim,



We all had some fun and some have even proved they can be witty despite their inclinations.


But how about an update on the "depuracion" currently going on in Bolivia's CNE. From what I understand everyone with a "white" sounding last name has been deleted from the list of people who can vote in the upcomming referendums. For example, Manfred voted in front of the cameras in the last election, but the CNE says that he didn't and now he is prohibited from voting. He is probably my most hated politician after Linera, but they both have the right to vote. I have checked myself, and I have also been put in the "no voting rights" list.



I can understand that since you are in Bolivia trying to promote democracy, this issue might not concern you, but I tried calling Exeni at the CNE, but they are only talking to certified MAS partisans.





Why don't we try something else. Let's see how many of your Bolivian readers are being denied their right to vote:


http://www.cne.org.bo/pne_egp2005/frmconsulta_padron.aspx



So far, if you count me, you have a 100% denial rate.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True terror,everyday life,more fear
Terror truths:Everyday living for many
Terrible truths not seen by most
Open hearts,open minds,difference makers

11:21 AM  
Blogger mook said...

gallina de oro, no produce huevos

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Miguel said...

perdido como cambas en la biblioteca

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Miguel said...

lost like cambas in the library

1:06 PM  
Blogger DavidRBoldt said...

Accident of history, sustained by inertia . . .

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so much potential, such a trainwreck.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous kausachun coca said...

patria grande, tu corazon late fuerte

neither Bush, Uribe, nor the terrorists

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

condescending gringos do not know shit

1:13 PM  
Blogger The Democracy Center said...

Thank you to everyone who joined in this little experiment in political and cultural poetry. Such creativity!

To wrap things up, I'd like to ask those who wish, to cast their vote for their favorite three offerings. And please, restrain yourself from just voting for your own.

Jim Shultz

2:04 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

such an "interesting" place to live

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Pascal's Revenge said...

My vote goes to:

"Too much Hobbes, not enough Locke."

Although a close second goes to:

"Mercado o Politica: No hay cambio."

Kicking myself that I didn't come up with those!

Great thread, Jim. Thanks for kicking it off.

Still part of the loyal opposition,
PR

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Pascal's Revenge said...

I'll throw in my attempts, too:

Bolivia's greatest achievement: sopa de mani!

Why only serve it on Sundays?

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for:

"Too much Hobbes, not enough Locke."

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Evo plays futbol, the people drown.

Evo plays futbol, the people starve.

Who cares? Evo cares? USAID cares!

Kick them out, too political here.

Send more aid to Africa now.

Darker skin there; gringos racist? doubtful.

7:11 AM  
Blogger François G. Couillard said...

Evo's nationalizations profits his adversaries.

Racism in the right side.

Progressive reforms still blocked.

Referendums: Shit coming out in may.

Revolution's benefits still pending.

Revolution: Poor are still poor.

Revolution: Result of barbaric neoliberalistic practices.

The indigenous majority pissed off of a minority.

I'm voting for "Bolivia: Getting screwed for 500 years."

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Butch Cassidy Coexists With Cubazuelan Communism

11:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My votes for the top 6 favorites:


When Evo speaks, Chavez's lips move.

Maybe communism will work this time.

At least it's not Cuba. Yet.

Once again at the cliff's edge.

people's hearts spoke, and Marxism answered

Needed Bolivian Kennedy - Got Bolivian Chavez.

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not just sucking up... I like: Ahora es Cuando! Cuando es Ahora?

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe capitalism will work this time

12:40 AM  
Anonymous Paul Irvine said...

Heaven is a place on Earth.

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trading One Imperialist Power for Another

How Could Bolivia Have 4,000,000 Oligarchs?

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hate dogs? Free puppy shows provided.

Always on edge. Jump this time?

Enjoy stress? Come visit! Satisfaction guaranteed.

Sign name? You crazy? Remember Centellas.

Boliviano atribulado (politics not haiku here)

9:33 AM  
Blogger Monus said...

self-hating indians fighting themselves

6:27 PM  
Blogger Christian said...

Even luckier! Didn't marry a Cochabambina...

12:14 PM  

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